Beeeeeeeeep

This is a test of the Emergency Cat Sweater Construction System.


This is only a test.


If this had been a real sweater (rather than a last-minute contest entry), I would have used prettier yarn.


And smaller needles.


No cats were harmed in the creation of this contest entry.

You would think at my advanced age I wouldn't have to put up with this sort of thing.

Oh, no, paparazzi!

Would you quit pointing that thing at me?

Humiliated, maybe. But not harmed.