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Monday, August 25, 2008

Help! Heeelp! Can anybody hear me??? I've been swallowed! Help!! Help!!!

Hope all is well...

By Anonymous, at 5:25 AM
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor . . .

Thanks for the chuckle, Conan.

By roxie, at 9:06 AM
snort snort!!! (though being after about 9am it took me a couple of reads to get it). Check this out, a couple of gems from the questionaire from the new principal... We are supposed to write a 'best response' (from range of 1-5 ineffective or not a need to highly effective to strong need) to these things. The kicker is that my son has not yet attended this school... "safety to ask questions for student", "assign every student to an adult as in advisory program", "advisory program with themes identified and lists activities to choose from to match themes". WTF?? What's a theme? "risk promoting atmosphere for students", oh it goes on and on... sounds like it was originally in Japanese or Tibetan and poorly translated into English.

By knitnzu, at 8:46 PM
I guess we have to hope we get swallowed along with cell phones and the Poison Control center number!

By Alwen, at 8:12 PM